Bring it on, Pilgrim

Turkey Massacre Day is coming up again. Oh drat. I don’t know what I will do. I am only two years old but I always had my parents with me. They got captured this year. Now it is just me and my two siblings. We have decided to find a hollow tree to hide out in. If we can’t find one of those we will keep our eyes out for the big monsters that come with death machines that shoot things at us and hide under some leaves or something. It is very scary and everyone calls them the “hunters”. Well, I will surely outsmart these things so I am not the one who gets captured. I’m not sure what they do with us but I have heard scary stories about them eating us!